Inter-Galactical Thumb Day

I have decided that the thumb is greatly under-appreciated in the universe (though the debate whether aliens have thumbs, if no hands at all, still rages. And whether they use our dating system, and not one based on the life of a local star or nebula near by.) and thay have to be worshipped, coveted and any other of the 7 sins or the new 7 fangled sins apply to our glourious 5th phallange!

And so, I bestow the date 30th of Feburary to be Inter-Galactical Thumb Day! (hell, the japanese made a tom-cruise holiday, and he is totaly off the charts)

Let me explain why i chose this day, deeply meaningfull, and meaningfully deep.

You see, the 30th of Feb is like your thumb, you only notice its full potential every now and than, that it completes your whole hand, and that its totaly awesome. But come the next day, the thumb is no longer appreciated and doing menial tasks.

"But Maxtar, you son of a genius" you all say "What shall we do on the Quad-Annual Inter-Galactical Thumb Day?"
Hm, good question. Id like to think that Thumb-Balloons would smatter the air above peoples heads, little children will suck Thumbsicils, while waiting for Lord Thumbdisius to bring them Thumb-presents, neccesitys for there thumbs, and staring wide-eyed at the adventures of MuaThumb'dib (In no-way related to Dune by whats-his-name-whom-writes-a-good-damn-book), the wild shenanigins of the Three Thumbudies, and the Thumb-chilling stories of the Reaper Thumb, One who takes away people miss-treating there Thumbs to the CitiThumbidal and turn them into Thumb-peons, doing the tasks Thumbs would do.
And for the adults, Global Thumb-wrestles and reality-Thumb-shows will dominate tv, and Thumb-vendors will give away free Thumbs!

And the word "thumb" will be replaced by "Thumb", and leaders will be given the title "Your Thumbiness" and there will be Thumbdoos, with the Thumbs of animals be dipped in sweet sauce. And the Thumb-parties, the glorious Thumb-parties, with Thumby songs and drinks.

And from then on, Life, would officially be sweet. Thumbily sweet.

Oh, and the Chinese Government seemingly hates the Internet.
Im voicing my opinion, na na na na na na!